I'm on a motorcycle, don't you EVER forget!

[hit_girl_mindy]

[It was nowhere near as impressive as a dragon, and despite having her money for some reason, she had still waited a very VERY long time to finally get her motorcycle. The shoe motorcycle had almost made her give up, thinking that those stupid birds were never going to get it right. Now, however, in the Netherworld there was a deafening roar in the air as a girl dressed in purple, helmet to match, drove by with her cape flapping in the wind. If you only knew her as Mindy, likely you would just glance at the stranger in awe (or whatever you were feeling). If, however, you knew that Mindy Macready doubled as Hit Girl, then you knew that the girl had finally gotten what was coming to her.

Be daring, and flag her down?]

Comments

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Now she's just at full stop].

You just lobbed some acid spit at me. What the hell?

[dragon_moe]

You tried to run me over!

[No she didn't, Ixthalluz...]

[hit_girl_mindy]

I was just riding. I didn't know you were going to be in the road.

["Road," really].

[dragon_moe]

Then maybe you shouldn't drive so fast!

[hit_girl_mindy]

If you got your own motorcycle after waiting weeks for those stupid prinnies to get it right, you'd drive fast too and not care.

[dragon_moe]

I wouldn't want a motorcycle to begin with.

[Even if she used her humanoid form, that thing just looks dangerous to ride around on!]

[hit_girl_mindy]

It doesn't have to be a motorcycle. I'm talking about the actual waiting for something you really want.

[dragon_moe]

... [She reflects back on a past time in a different game]

I didn't do that when I finally got a proper room.

[hit_girl_mindy]

You wouldn't have to for a room, unless you were furnishing it, I guess. I'm a girl of action, and this is how I get my aggression out.

[dragon_moe]

... by trying to ram dragons?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Who was trying to ram dragons? You just happened to be there. I'm still getting the hang of riding in a place with no roads.

[dragon_moe]

Then you should get used to it in a place where people aren't walking!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Or you could get out of the way.

[dragon_moe]

[She just kind of glares in reply... though given her facial structure in dragon form makes it hard to be terribly expressive, it just looks like she's staring at Mindy with narrowed eyes]

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Stares back, as even a dragon glaring at her is not enough to unnerve her].

[dragon_moe]

Roll a will check vs. Ixie's dragon fear aura

...

Maybe you should drive slower.

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Consensus...met].

Maybe. I'm just trying to see what my baby can do right now.

[dragon_moe]

"Baby"?

[... why do humanoids call their things weird names like that-]

No, nevermind, I don't want to know.

[hit_girl_mindy]

What? It's mine, I like it, so its my baby.

It's not weird!

[dragon_moe]

That is weird!

I told you I didn't want to know!

[hit_girl_mindy]

No its not! And what do you care anyway, whether you know? It's not like its dirty or anything!

1/3

[dragon_moe]

Yes it is! It's definitely weird!

2/3

[dragon_moe]

[For some reason, a normal(?) cat has shown up and seems to be approaching Mindy, but-]

3/3

[dragon_moe]

[suddenly, there's a human(?) where the dragon used to be, and she scoops up the cat before it can get close to Mindy]

Hey, no! Don't get close to the weird human!

[The kitty meows in protest(?), but doesn't struggle from Ixthalluz's hold]

Re: 3/3

[hit_girl_mindy]

Wait, what the-

[trails off, then just goggles].

You're talking to a cat and just change out of nowhere and I'M supposed to be the weird one? You're fucking weird!