I'm on a motorcycle, don't you EVER forget!

[hit_girl_mindy]

[It was nowhere near as impressive as a dragon, and despite having her money for some reason, she had still waited a very VERY long time to finally get her motorcycle. The shoe motorcycle had almost made her give up, thinking that those stupid birds were never going to get it right. Now, however, in the Netherworld there was a deafening roar in the air as a girl dressed in purple, helmet to match, drove by with her cape flapping in the wind. If you only knew her as Mindy, likely you would just glance at the stranger in awe (or whatever you were feeling). If, however, you knew that Mindy Macready doubled as Hit Girl, then you knew that the girl had finally gotten what was coming to her.

Be daring, and flag her down?]

Comments

[badassfreakingoverlord]

...You don't have a license to drive that thing, do you?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Is that supposed to be a joke?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Just making sure you're not accidentally not breaking any laws!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Why would I care about breaking laws? Aren't I supposed to be going out of my way TO break them?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Exactly! That's why I had to check to make sure you weren't not breaking them!

[hit_girl_mindy]

License...you know what I age I got on the ship! Where would I have had time to get one between the training and the cooking?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

So you're saying I should start underestimating you and stop expecting what for anyone else would be extremely unlikely?

[hit_girl_mindy]

I'm SAYING you should have known better than to think I would go through all that stuff legally!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

You might have taken up delinquency without a strong hand to guide you. I HAVE been distracted robbing people with the outhouse lately...

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yeah, no thanks. I'll take the regular old fashioned meaning of the world. I know someone you're talking about, so trust me, I'm definitely far removed.

Even though I do feel bad about killing that one girl.

Wait, what?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Wait, what? Who have you been killing!?

[hit_girl_mindy]

This one girl by mistake in a fight I had with someone else. The one that wants her own video game, I think.

She got better.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Oh, Asagi? No loss. I'm a little sad you didn't finish the job,.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Wll, she did die. But I guess you don't stay dead here.

What's your beef with Asagi?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Are you kidding? She blames me for everything! Just because she made her appearance in my game promising her awesome new one!

[hit_girl_mindy]

And you totally want her dead for that?

[Granted, she was more amused than bothered].

[badassfreakingoverlord]

She's annoying. I don't care enough to make an effort, but it would have been nice if it had stuck.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Do you really want her dead? I thought she was ok.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

She accused me of trying to steal her student council spot when I wasn't even RUNNING for the position!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Heh, that sounds like her. She's a little stupid.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Yeah, and I'm the freaking target of it! Let that be a lesson that a reasonably hot body does NOT make up for a personality THAT defective.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Hehe, so you were checking her out too, you perv.

She's a bit high strung, but more reasonable than that Pamela girl.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

She wears really short shorts. What am I supposed to do, NOT look? Get real. And she's NOT reasonable with ME.

[hit_girl_mindy]

You tell me.

I think you bring that out in people though.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I'm going to look at hot women, and no one is gonna stop me.

And I don't bring out anything in anyone!