I'm on a motorcycle, don't you EVER forget!

[hit_girl_mindy]

[It was nowhere near as impressive as a dragon, and despite having her money for some reason, she had still waited a very VERY long time to finally get her motorcycle. The shoe motorcycle had almost made her give up, thinking that those stupid birds were never going to get it right. Now, however, in the Netherworld there was a deafening roar in the air as a girl dressed in purple, helmet to match, drove by with her cape flapping in the wind. If you only knew her as Mindy, likely you would just glance at the stranger in awe (or whatever you were feeling). If, however, you knew that Mindy Macready doubled as Hit Girl, then you knew that the girl had finally gotten what was coming to her.

Be daring, and flag her down?]

Comments

[rose_liberated]

Forgive me for not having found the time for sexual conquests between my martial ones. I am only 19 years old,, and I can look forward to thousands more years of life. There is no great hurry.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Marital ones? You been married before?

So I'm younger than you, and yet...

[rose_liberated]

Martial! Not Marital! Pretaining to the gods of war, not pretaining to matrimony! I speak of my triumph over usurpers and traitors, not triumphs over bedsheets!

[hit_girl_mindy]

I said marital, what does that have to do with sex? Far as I know, all the sex dies when you get married.

Still pretty cool though.

[rose_liberated]

Hah. If you knew the married couples I did, you would know that to be false. Taro and Haneko did not simply appear from the sky.

[hit_girl_mindy]

I have no idea who those people are.

I said it was usually what I heard. I'm not gonna be like that.

[rose_liberated]

...My servants and the siblings of one of my friends. They are not here, but rest assured that I have no doubt they are searching from me...Unless Etna has taken Haneko off as her minion again. That girl has far too much respect for her.

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Man, she really has to pay attention to all these demon stories].

Is that bad, to follow that Etna chick?

[rose_liberated]

...I would simply prefer that Hanako not associate with such a poor role model. Etna would probably not seem bad to you, but I won't have a ten year old proclaiming that she will be 'just as cool and twice as sexy' to everyone.

[hit_girl_mindy]

A ten year old?

[rose_liberated]

...Right, I should explain my situation and that of my vassals. Hanako is a human turned demon, due to the corruption of her home into a Netherworld. My purported father, the Fake Overlord Zenon, was responsible for that transformation, but since his defeat she has not regained her humanity like her parents or brother. She enjoys being a demon you see, having never known any other life, and finds more mature demons to be exciting role models. She wants to become a powerful demon lord, you see, so existing demons of that power level are her ideal. I do not think she understands 'sexy' beyond the fact that Etna considers it one of her most noteworthy traits.

[hit_girl_mindy]

...

I think I'm beginning to see why you stay away from the whole sexy thing. Not that you fail there anyway.

[rose_liberated]

Yes, well, if Haneko looks anything like her mother, she won't have much trouble eclipsing Etna. Did you happen to see her during her brief tenure here?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yeah...wasn't she kinda young looking, now that I think about it?

[rose_liberated]

That's one way to put it. So long as you don't call her flat, she won't object too strongly.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Not suicidal, so that won't happen.

[rose_liberated]

Hmmm, you're wiser than Laharl then. I can still remember what happened when he made both those girls mad with him.

Well, it was hardly pretty.

[hit_girl_mindy]

I've pissed off Zetta before. THAT wasn't pretty either.

[rose_liberated]

Hmmm. Perhaps it is arrogance, of the kind that only a powerful overlord can have, but I have never felt intimidated by him. He has a certain brutish air that does not impress me.

[Aggressive and wanting to show him up, yes. That was perfectly natural, wanting to sort out who was on top of the heap. But Rozalin was also smart enough to work out in her head the consequences of such an action.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

If you interrupt his date, you will be intimidated by him, very intimidated. My body felt it enough that day. But yeah, he's a brute. Doesn't mean you should take him lightly. That guy is vicious.

[There is almost a trace of admiration there, actually].

[rose_liberated]

You speak as though I do not know this? Trust me-Zetta is not the only overlord of legend. There are others, Krichevskoy, Valvoga and Babalyon, Priere and Zenon. The day is not far distant when the name of Rozalin has the same echo of power and prestige.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Oh yeah, Zetta told me about those guys. They sound pretty tough.

So you're aiming for that too. Makes sense.

[rose_liberated]

It is only a matter of time at this point. My power is vast enough already to stand shoulder to shoulder with them, and only my reputation needs to catch up.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Heh. You know, that would be a pretty awesome thing to see. Right now I've been in this dump and haven't seen one cool overlord versus overlord fight yet. I had figure that happened all the time.

[rose_liberated]

Well, I did offer to have a sparring match with Zetta, but you know, he declined, saying I wasn't good enough. And really, any fight betweeen us is down to a range game.

[Oh hey, she's got a minigun and that plasma canon Asagi's tank had.]

I have the advantage at a distance, I believe.