First Waltz - Welcome to Room 302, Sucker

[pervy_elf_fancier]

Well. Catherine Elstwhere apparently has some adjustments to make regarding her room. This place might actually be worse than some of the prisons she's been to, at least the ones that didn't involve kidnappers with chains and delusions of Catherine being a Princess.

She looks with dismay from her VERY full bags of luggage to her VERY small closet and sighs, doing Outfit Triage.

Then she logs on to her myPhone. And checks her student ID. And howls in outrage.

"Huraine's shapely bosom, I'm the Duchess Elstwhere, WHY is my title listed as 'Pervy Elf Fancier!?'"

Way to tell the entire dorm, Cath. Just saying.

Comments

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"Oh, dear. I far past my evil-curious days, but I've learned to fake it well enough. I'm curious, Do things tend towards being more axiomatic or anarchic here?" Read 'Lawful or Chaotic.'

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Ummm...

[Axiomatic isn't quite in her dictionary, but Konoka can cheat the fourth wall on occasion.]

I'm gonna cheat and say 'Chaotic'.

There's 'Chaotic Good' delinquents too.

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"Oh. Chaotic Good. I lived with a band of Chaotic Good adventurers. I can deal with Chaotic Good."

[im_gonna_heal_u]

That's delinquency here, apparently.

But it does work, because I got voted in unanimously because of it.

I messed up earlier today, though.

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"Dare I ask what happened today?"

Ah, clerics: the therapists of Dungeons and Dragons.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Demons like sneaky stuff, and a few of my constituents wanted better rooms. Since a lot of people left I thought getting rooms would be easy to sneak on a bill, but they flipped out because replacing rooms is expensive, so they thought I was trying to embezzle them instead. They HATE making legendary rooms.

Bill was a spectacular failure.