2013-04-13 19:41
pervy_elf_fancier
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Well. Catherine Elstwhere apparently has some adjustments to make regarding her room. This place might actually be worse than some of the prisons she's been to, at least the ones that didn't involve kidnappers with chains and delusions of Catherine being a Princess.
She looks with dismay from her VERY full bags of luggage to her VERY small closet and sighs, doing Outfit Triage.
Then she logs on to her myPhone. And checks her student ID. And howls in outrage.
"Huraine's shapely bosom, I'm the Duchess Elstwhere, WHY is my title listed as 'Pervy Elf Fancier!?'"
Way to tell the entire dorm, Cath. Just saying.
She looks with dismay from her VERY full bags of luggage to her VERY small closet and sighs, doing Outfit Triage.
Then she logs on to her myPhone. And checks her student ID. And howls in outrage.
"Huraine's shapely bosom, I'm the Duchess Elstwhere, WHY is my title listed as 'Pervy Elf Fancier!?'"
Way to tell the entire dorm, Cath. Just saying.
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