First Waltz - Welcome to Room 302, Sucker

[pervy_elf_fancier]

Well. Catherine Elstwhere apparently has some adjustments to make regarding her room. This place might actually be worse than some of the prisons she's been to, at least the ones that didn't involve kidnappers with chains and delusions of Catherine being a Princess.

She looks with dismay from her VERY full bags of luggage to her VERY small closet and sighs, doing Outfit Triage.

Then she logs on to her myPhone. And checks her student ID. And howls in outrage.

"Huraine's shapely bosom, I'm the Duchess Elstwhere, WHY is my title listed as 'Pervy Elf Fancier!?'"

Way to tell the entire dorm, Cath. Just saying.

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

That is the absolute best title we've had so far. Wear it with pride.

[His has a question mark in it for reasons he can't fathom.]

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"I have been the Marquess Gorm, Ms. Wulfhammer, even an Outlaw Queen, Ocules knows, but you sleep with one elf!"

[notjustinthemirror]

I think it's more referring to your choice of elf. I'm gonna guess something in leather?

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"That's rather more Louni's style than Falwythwr's. Who assures me that in her defense, she was drunk when she got that tattoo."

[im_gonna_heal_u]

You know about elves?!

[Konoka is sparkling like a fangirl viewing a bishounen with a clear lake view.]

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"Intimately."

Cath doesn't seem to realize that this is PRECISELY the wrong way of phrasing it, even given her expression.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Oooh!

You know that sounded perverted, right? Now you need to tell me all the details!

[hungry_for_fights]

It's just a title, don't worry about it.

[Says the person who, for some reason, has the title "Gigolo Overlord"]

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"One of many that I've earned, when I specifically requested the title Duchess of Elstwhere!"

[hungry_for_fights]

...

... but there's better things to do than worry about that...

[dependently_independent]

*A redheaded woman leans in from outside.*

Gotta love people focusing on one incident, huh? I got my title customized a while back... Of course that wasn't this Netherworld.

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"Not this Netherworld? Oh, gods, I hate planar travel." She lies on her bed and looks up at the ceiling, contemplating the enormity of the whole change of venue.

[dependently_independent]

*The woman slips into the room, smiling.*

Just gotta try and make the best of it, really.

[rose_liberated]

"...That is not something one normally advertises."

Hmmm, another noblewoman? By her dress and jewelry, certainly-some of those sapphires are the size of quail eggs. But what is this-the background of this image is NOT a hovel like the one our dear Duchess is in. Something is rotten here...

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"Hence my request for a subtler title. Ocules knows I have too many of them, and they chose THAT one..."

She appraises the newcomer and her status screen. "Another Overlord? You're the second I've seen today."

[rose_liberated]

"But you then choose to howl and gripe about it instead of doing something secretive and productive. Hardly the actions of a woman shamed."

Rozalin nodded. "Indeed, there are three of us, Myself, 'Badass' Overlord Zetta, and Veluna. I am Princess Rozalin, rightful Overlord of Veldime. Might I ask which of the others you have met?" Thank you for not mentioning the incarnate bit, or asking what that means.

[beryls_lackey]

[Kyoko was walking by when she heard the howl. She runs over to see what is wrong.]

Oh my, are you ok in here? Did you get an embarrassing Title?

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"It certainly seems so," the Duchess sighed. "It seems to be a habit. I shouldn't be so relieved that it's common."

"Allow me to properly introduce myself as the Duchess Elstwhere." She curtseys low, revealing several white petticoats under her princess-pink dress.

[beryls_lackey]

"Some people get lucky, but most of the time it is very insulting or embarrassing."

"A duchess," Kyoko asks curiously. "I've only meet a few other human royalty. It is an honor to meet you."

Kyoko bows deeply. "I am Kyoko Needleworker, and I would be happy to assist you in anyway I can."

[Video] Tagging with a second character because I can

[mooned_hime]

[The woman responding has a cute rabbit on her head for some reason...]

Look on the bright side: At least you are aware of the meaning of your title.

[Her title, should the duchess take a peep? Neat NEET Princess. She still hasn't bothered to look up the definition of NEET]

Re: [Video] Tagging with a second character because I can

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"Knowing the accusation is quite helpful for the defendant, yes." She has no idea what NEET means, either, but winces at princess.

"May I enquire as to why you seem to be wearing your pet?"

[Video]

[mooned_hime]

Pet? I am currently not, nor do I ever plan on, wearing either of my pets.

[hit_girl_mindy]

What's the screaming about? Who's a perverted elf?

[You just woke up a napping Mindy, who is rubbing her eyes and looking a little annoyed].

[pervy_elf_fancier]

She up looks and sees what, to her, looks like a young girl... and sees the title. More than meets the eye, clearly.

"My sincere apologies," she says, bowing and grabbing the corners of her skirt because she can't properly curtsey while seated. "I just arrived and am not at all amused by my title. I shall have to have words with the Assembly about this."

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yes, that was likely to come up in further conversation.

"Look, you don't have to bow to me, I'm just a regular person. Now you though, I'm sorta curious: what's up with a pervy elf fancier thing? Most of the time they're not done for a joke."