First Waltz - Welcome to Room 302, Sucker

[pervy_elf_fancier]

Well. Catherine Elstwhere apparently has some adjustments to make regarding her room. This place might actually be worse than some of the prisons she's been to, at least the ones that didn't involve kidnappers with chains and delusions of Catherine being a Princess.

She looks with dismay from her VERY full bags of luggage to her VERY small closet and sighs, doing Outfit Triage.

Then she logs on to her myPhone. And checks her student ID. And howls in outrage.

"Huraine's shapely bosom, I'm the Duchess Elstwhere, WHY is my title listed as 'Pervy Elf Fancier!?'"

Way to tell the entire dorm, Cath. Just saying.

Comments

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"It's a figure of speech where I come from." For what, she doesn't mention.

"I don't suppose combat training is among the courses offered here? I suddenly feel the urge to grind levels."

[hungry_for_fights]

[... the sad thing is, Veluna should know what munchkin is referring to...]

I don't know, I haven't tried going to class.

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"And that's allowed? Back home the teachers would chase you to class with a mace. Or whip. Or other weapon."

While this is true of the universities in the real middle ages, her tutor was also a special case.

[hungry_for_fights]

It's the Netherworld. Students that don't go to class are honor students.

The teachers probably don't show up to teach, either.

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"That seems misguided. A very wise, if horribly evil person once told me that skilled is not the same as good."

You know, if she's quoting an antipaladin things are really getting to her.

[hungry_for_fights]

[Shrug] Most demons have a funny sense of what evil is in the Netherworld.

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"I see. It is gratifying to know that Lawful Stupid has a counterpart in the forces of darkness."

[hungry_for_fights]

You should be careful of the demons that really are evil, though. Like my half-cockatrice brother.

... though I think sis killed him. I don't remember.

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"I shall remain ever on my guard."

Catherine sighs and slumps down on her bed. "I shall see you outside of class, I suppose. I need to get the lay of the land. Thank you for the... instructive fight."

[hungry_for_fights]

You're welcome! Let me know if you want to fight again!