First Waltz - Welcome to Room 302, Sucker

[pervy_elf_fancier]

Well. Catherine Elstwhere apparently has some adjustments to make regarding her room. This place might actually be worse than some of the prisons she's been to, at least the ones that didn't involve kidnappers with chains and delusions of Catherine being a Princess.

She looks with dismay from her VERY full bags of luggage to her VERY small closet and sighs, doing Outfit Triage.

Then she logs on to her myPhone. And checks her student ID. And howls in outrage.

"Huraine's shapely bosom, I'm the Duchess Elstwhere, WHY is my title listed as 'Pervy Elf Fancier!?'"

Way to tell the entire dorm, Cath. Just saying.

Comments

Spoilers: Any attempt to change her title will fail.

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"Thank you, Kyoko. You are most kind." The ninja before her somehow reminds Catherine of her maid, Alice - Kyoko and her had that kind of empathy in common.

"Is there a way to appeal for a change in title?"

So give your muse some false hope? Excellent.

[beryls_lackey]

Kyoko blushed slightly. She still can't handle compliments well. "I-I'm just doing what My Lady has taught me."

"You can propose a bill to get your title changed, but if you don't word it right, it may become worse"

I'm glad she's not reading the comments frankly

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"I should like to meet your lady, at some point convenient to her. We would have much to discuss."

She nods. "Ah. Court. I have spent much of my life in attendance at court. I can spend more of it here."

She would be wise to do so, but she may need a high rank in 4th wall :p

[beryls_lackey]

Kyoko frowns. "Sadly, My Lady is not here yet. I do hope she arrives though, I miss her terribly."

"This court is... different from human courts..."

Sorry for the one-liner, but it seemed appropriate

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"How so?"

It's ok, short lines happen and are allowed

[beryls_lackey]

"well... they are demonic honor students. We accept bribes, slack off, start fights, and curse."

Re: It's ok, short lines happen and are allowed

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"I hate to be the herald of bad news, but how is this supposed to be different from an earthly court?"

[beryls_lackey]

"DO earthly courts involving fighting to the death to force a bill through?"

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"Generally this is referred to as war, yes, although they tend to be more subtle about it."

I hate when my comp doesn't send me a notif...

[beryls_lackey]

"Demons don't believe in the word Subtle Miss. Elstwhere. I don't think many demons even know that it means"

[pervy_elf_fancier]

"It is not a word many with power are well-aquainted with, no."

[beryls_lackey]

"True, but demons with power are some of the worst. You need to be very careful!"