pervy_elf_fancier: (*recoiling)
The Duchess Elstwhere, Posting ([personal profile] pervy_elf_fancier) wrote in [community profile] netherworld_academy2013-04-13 07:41 pm
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First Waltz - Welcome to Room 302, Sucker

Well. Catherine Elstwhere apparently has some adjustments to make regarding her room. This place might actually be worse than some of the prisons she's been to, at least the ones that didn't involve kidnappers with chains and delusions of Catherine being a Princess.

She looks with dismay from her VERY full bags of luggage to her VERY small closet and sighs, doing Outfit Triage.

Then she logs on to her myPhone. And checks her student ID. And howls in outrage.

"Huraine's shapely bosom, I'm the Duchess Elstwhere, WHY is my title listed as 'Pervy Elf Fancier!?'"

Way to tell the entire dorm, Cath. Just saying.
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hit_girl_mindy: (LEATHER (Mindy))

[personal profile] hit_girl_mindy 2013-04-22 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, that was likely to come up in further conversation.

"Look, you don't have to bow to me, I'm just a regular person. Now you though, I'm sorta curious: what's up with a pervy elf fancier thing? Most of the time they're not done for a joke."
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[personal profile] pervy_elf_fancier 2013-04-22 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
She folds her arms and snorts. "A brief romance apparently is considered perversion, if an Elf and a noblewoman is involved. Frankly I think that the court back home are simply prudish."
hit_girl_mindy: (lounge (Mindy))

[personal profile] hit_girl_mindy 2013-04-23 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, that dos sound kinda nose in the air to me," she said, snickering. "I mean, its not like you go around checking out elves and saying 'Perfect ten with that ass' or anything."

Mindy Macready. So couth.
pervy_elf_fancier: (*awsm)

[personal profile] pervy_elf_fancier 2013-04-23 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well I certainly would not do that in public." Her expression and the fact that she sort of half-giggled through that is proof that Duchy is joking. Probably.

"I am the Duchess Catherine Elstwhere. It appears that I will be staying in this..." she regards the room with a grimace - "...this place with you."
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[personal profile] hit_girl_mindy 2013-04-23 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah well, we're not guys," Mindy said, although she knew that Ruffnut wouldn't have hesitated to comment on something with her if she felt like doing it. It was part of the "charm" of being with a viking.

"Hey, it could be worse. At least you don't have to share a room here. Tat, and the rules are pretty lax."
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