Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

In Evil Academy -- I mean, Netherworld Academy -- to be nice is the path of the delinquent, whereas to be evil is the path of the honor student!

...however, these are merely distinctions. Pay them no mind. Live according to your heart.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Alright, so I'll be honorably evil. That fits, right?

This place is too confusing!

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

The clean, pure taste of beef can cut through even the smokiest marinade, boom!

[cutestsuperweapon]

Like pudding shines through me?

[Worth a try.]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

It is not pudding that shines within you.

[cutestsuperweapon]

...Then the remains of the pudding that turned evil within me and are now also me?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Hyahya, a noble attempt! But you are vanilla.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Even if I ate chocolate pudding with cream?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

I cannot imagine an ingredient which would change the taste of your heart!

[cutestsuperweapon]

Which is a metafor, right?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Cooking is more than a metaphor for life! ...but if it helps, you may digest what I have given you in that manner.

[cutestsuperweapon]

I see. I will keep this in mind, I think. You taught me a valuable lesson!

Do not mix salt with pepper!

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

They should not mix in the jar, but each must be used to its proper measure!

[cutestsuperweapon]

On seperate parts of the dish?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

The goal is harmony! Delight! Each working to their utmost to form a cult of tasty blends!

[cutestsuperweapon]

Even when the indrigents are enemies? That'd make one of them a switch. Isn't that bad?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

'Enemy' is merely a name! Is salt the enemy of pepper? Is sweet the enemy of spicy? They may work apart or together!

[cutestsuperweapon]

So, in the end everyone is a switch?!

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Good and evil are merely terms. No person is entirely one or the other! The heart is a complex blend of tastes!

[cutestsuperweapon]

But I'm completely evil.

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Name one dish that is one thing only, and I shall accept that.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Plain rice?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

The thought that you would consider that a dish hurts me! But rice must be cooked in water.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Uhm...how about a sliced apple?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Again with the terrible dishes! But a sliced apple has had its core removed!