I'm on a motorcycle, don't you EVER forget!

[hit_girl_mindy]

[It was nowhere near as impressive as a dragon, and despite having her money for some reason, she had still waited a very VERY long time to finally get her motorcycle. The shoe motorcycle had almost made her give up, thinking that those stupid birds were never going to get it right. Now, however, in the Netherworld there was a deafening roar in the air as a girl dressed in purple, helmet to match, drove by with her cape flapping in the wind. If you only knew her as Mindy, likely you would just glance at the stranger in awe (or whatever you were feeling). If, however, you knew that Mindy Macready doubled as Hit Girl, then you knew that the girl had finally gotten what was coming to her.

Be daring, and flag her down?]

Comments

[hit_girl_mindy]

I'm sure, but I bet he listens more to the person fucking him, y'see.

[rose_liberated]

Ahh, must you put it so crudely?

[Blushing virgin demon is blushing.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

"Screwing?" "Making love to gently by the fire?"

No wait, scratch that. With those two there's no gently without explosions and fire...

[rose_liberated]

Yes, yes, you've made your point! I don't need to hear any more!

[hit_girl_mindy]

...Aren't you a demon? I figured you already heard about this kinda stuff.

[rose_liberated]

Demons are not the monolithic front of deviancy you seem to have imagined. Yes, I can say deviancy here with a straight face, I am not some people who are completely obsessed with this whole up is down and down is up thing. And there are certain things that I am simply...not comfortable with at all!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Christ, just when you think you're starting to understand things around here. So you never had sex at all then?

[rose_liberated]

It would be highly improper of a noblewoman like myself to ignore the political implications of such an act! I cannot simply dally with any who take my fancy, for the good of the state.

[She's putting up an obvious front of excuse to avoid saying Yes flat out.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

....That's a yes then, without all the flowery words.

[rose_liberated]

Forgive me for not having found the time for sexual conquests between my martial ones. I am only 19 years old,, and I can look forward to thousands more years of life. There is no great hurry.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Marital ones? You been married before?

So I'm younger than you, and yet...

[rose_liberated]

Martial! Not Marital! Pretaining to the gods of war, not pretaining to matrimony! I speak of my triumph over usurpers and traitors, not triumphs over bedsheets!

[hit_girl_mindy]

I said marital, what does that have to do with sex? Far as I know, all the sex dies when you get married.

Still pretty cool though.

[rose_liberated]

Hah. If you knew the married couples I did, you would know that to be false. Taro and Haneko did not simply appear from the sky.

[hit_girl_mindy]

I have no idea who those people are.

I said it was usually what I heard. I'm not gonna be like that.

[rose_liberated]

...My servants and the siblings of one of my friends. They are not here, but rest assured that I have no doubt they are searching from me...Unless Etna has taken Haneko off as her minion again. That girl has far too much respect for her.

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Man, she really has to pay attention to all these demon stories].

Is that bad, to follow that Etna chick?

[rose_liberated]

...I would simply prefer that Hanako not associate with such a poor role model. Etna would probably not seem bad to you, but I won't have a ten year old proclaiming that she will be 'just as cool and twice as sexy' to everyone.

[hit_girl_mindy]

A ten year old?

[rose_liberated]

...Right, I should explain my situation and that of my vassals. Hanako is a human turned demon, due to the corruption of her home into a Netherworld. My purported father, the Fake Overlord Zenon, was responsible for that transformation, but since his defeat she has not regained her humanity like her parents or brother. She enjoys being a demon you see, having never known any other life, and finds more mature demons to be exciting role models. She wants to become a powerful demon lord, you see, so existing demons of that power level are her ideal. I do not think she understands 'sexy' beyond the fact that Etna considers it one of her most noteworthy traits.

[hit_girl_mindy]

...

I think I'm beginning to see why you stay away from the whole sexy thing. Not that you fail there anyway.

[rose_liberated]

Yes, well, if Haneko looks anything like her mother, she won't have much trouble eclipsing Etna. Did you happen to see her during her brief tenure here?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yeah...wasn't she kinda young looking, now that I think about it?

[rose_liberated]

That's one way to put it. So long as you don't call her flat, she won't object too strongly.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Not suicidal, so that won't happen.