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[evil_administration]

This is an emergency broadcast! Senator Zombie Apocalypse appears to have incited some kind of zombie uprising or demonstration at Netherworld Academy, in the fair tradition of students whining about problems on schools and calling it political activism. Hordes of zombies of all colors and levels are on the march, singing protest songs and causing general havoc on the campus.

Remember, in the event of a zombie apocalypse the standard procedure is to barricade yourselves hopelessly inside and await help from a government who is as likely to blow you up as help you.

Let's see how our in field reporter Same is faring.


Same on the site here, on the roof of the school building, AWAITING MY DAMN HELICOPTER EVAC, YOU JERKS. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME OR ANYTHING.

The zombies are everywhere out here, Usagi, and they are hungry! The administrative staff has called off all classes until this clears up. I've been unable to get an official statement from the Dean or the Vice Dean. It would appear as if the administration has pulled up their drawbridge. Looks like they're just gonna wait this storm out for a while--

What's this? In the sky...! It's a flock of Holy Dragons! They seem to be dropping supply crates for the dormitory! Oops! Looks like some of those crates missed and landed on some of the zombie horde outside! That is gonna be a lawsuit! GET ME MY HELICOPTER, USAGI.


We'll try and see about that, Same. Godspeed.

And now let's shift gears and take a look at Plenair's coverage on the recent banning of video games in the netherworld, and the new gaming black market.


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A letter from Senator Holier Than Thou, taped to the crates

[netherworld_lolitics]

Dear fearful, huddled masses,

We hope that you find these supplies well. In these desperate times, sometimes you need help from God, and his devout followers.

In these crates you shall find your basic essentials: food (in the form of candy and nothing else), random junkyard scrap to fashion weapons, water, and most importantly, bibles, because right now all you can really do in this situation is turn to God and pray for His mercy.

Weiss 02: Netherworld Manga 1st Edition: War of the Roses!

[mangohexen]

It's on sale! Come and get it!

[somehow, through the wonders of attacking a printing room in the school and bossing around the couple of prinnies that were still there, Malga had secured herself a temporary printing room. Granted, these weren't the best materials for printing doujinshi, but hell if she could raise some funds to get more reliable equipment--and perhaps see what her audience was like here compared to her own world. With the long queue for the Dark Assembly, she was much better off testing the waters this way.

So what's the doujinshi in question?

War of the Roses. A rather well drawn tale of a kick ass girl and her female viking lover as they find that their town is under siege by warring demons, under the command of two warring nobles. Of course, all of these characters had rather familiar likenesses, with the main character showing a familiarity to Mindy, the lover looking like Ruffnut, the nobles looking very close to Rozalin and Evangeline, and the hapless girl the latter two are fighting over looks just like Konoka.]

You can get it on sale for just 600HL (that's like 600 yen, right?). Additional donations welcome to get better printing materials, assistants and more inspiration!

[[You can encounter her either by visiting said room or ordering her doujinshi through the myPhone.]]

Song 01 [Video]

[hi5radio]

[The video turns on to show a girl with long blue hair and awesome headphones. She looks fairly nervous, but looks down at the guitar on her lap as if it was supposed to comfort her. She picks it up and strums a few chords, before looking back up at the MyPhone. She looks slightly less nervous now, but you can't expect to be fully acclimated to a new place suddenly. She hesitates briefly, before speaking in a cheerful tone.]

Hey everyone, this is 5pb.!

I'm not quite sure how or why I'm in this place, but I might as well make the most out of it, right?

[She gives the camera a wink and a grin, before starting to play her guitar and sing.]

Intro post, kinda.

[im_gonna_protect_u]

[The video turned on, revealing a somewhat samurai-looking woman with a pigtail and black hair. Except more proper Samurai, not the half-naked sexy Disgaea variant.]

Hello, nice to meet you.

[She looked like she was about to bow, but changed her opinion and shook her head.]

I am new in this …strange place, apparently having been captured, about which I am NOT happy.
But let us cut to the chase.

[Her eyes narrowed, she moved the focus of the MyPhone so it showed her oversized sword]
I suspect that my Ojou-sama, Konoka Konoe, is also in this place. If so, I warn you now, demons: If you put even a FINGER on her, I will hunt you down! Don’t you even dare to look at her threateningly!

[She coughed. Was that a blush? Nah.]

A-anyway, did anyone see her? Please tell me where you saw her!

Acts of Petty Evil, a Disgaea Tradition

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Yeah, all those crates that just got dropped?]

[Zetta's stealing them.]

[He and his loyal battle-monkeys are tromping through the school and even out into the open, hunting down these packages. Whenever they spot a package, the minions surge forward, pick up the package, and then toss it into the warehouse one of his minions is carrying over her head.]

[Why? Because it's a act of petty evil, and he's an Overlord. NOT doing it would be a violation of his contract.]