Arrival of a very special character!

[gimmegamedammit]

[Action]

Ohohohohohohoho!!

[The voice echoed throughout the main hall of the academy. On top of the statue in the main hall stands someone people may recognize.]

Greetings! I am the great Asagi, the girl destined to become the greatest main character of all time!

[She then she stood there smiling and nodding, as if listening to the applause of people inside her head.]

Thank you, thank you. I am sure you are all honored to have someone as great and well known as me here.

Comments

[likestokillthings]

Want to hear my titles?

[gimmegamedammit]

Titles? As in plural? I thought this game only let you have one title.

(THREADJUMP)

[rose_liberated]

There's a bug or an exploit that allows you to have multiples, but you can't control which one you use at any given time.

(THREADJUMP)

[gimmegamedammit]

Hmm? I see. I guess even the newest games of glitches or bugs.

[likestokillthings]

I have many.

[He looks very proud of this.]

[gimmegamedammit]

Well, I suppose peoples titles change depending on the game they are in, or if the unlock other titles.

So you are a collector of titles?

[likestokillthings]

They're based on kills, of course.

Of a sort.

[gimmegamedammit]

Kills? Ah, like from some First person shooter. So I guess you have a title from the most amount of headshots, using a flamethrower, or running them over right?

[likestokillthings]

I prefer face melting, disintegration and the fwoosh.

[gimmegamedammit]

Hmm. Must be a fantasy style FPS. Didn't know there was a game like that.

So You prefer magical ways of killing things then? I myself prefer my guns, but I know a few spells.

[likestokillthings]

What are guns?

[gimmegamedammit]

[Asagi pulls out her twin pistols and spin them in her hands. She then aims at a nearby suit of armor and fires, knocking the head off.]

These are guns.

[likestokillthings]

...that looks fun.

[Oh Asagi, what have you done.]

Where can I get some of those?

[gimmegamedammit]

Well, the RosenQueen shop should sell some low level guns. Good to practice with.

[Asagi has no idea what she has unleashed.]

[likestokillthings]

I'm going to look into this.

[And he's marching off in the general direction of the shop.]