Arrival of a very special character!

[gimmegamedammit]

[Action]

Ohohohohohohoho!!

[The voice echoed throughout the main hall of the academy. On top of the statue in the main hall stands someone people may recognize.]

Greetings! I am the great Asagi, the girl destined to become the greatest main character of all time!

[She then she stood there smiling and nodding, as if listening to the applause of people inside her head.]

Thank you, thank you. I am sure you are all honored to have someone as great and well known as me here.

Comments

[hit_girl_mindy]

Uh.

Who are you talking to?

[gimmegamedammit]

Why, to my adoring fans out there watching me right now.

[hit_girl_mindy]

But there's no one around.

Are you on drugs?

[gimmegamedammit]

There are a lot of people around. Playing this game right now.

[nolieking]

We meet again, Prinny Instructor In-Training! I trust you haven't been shirking your duties?

[gimmegamedammit]

[Asagi spots Valvatorez and leaps off the statue, spinning a few times mid air and lands in front of him.]

Ah, Valvatorez! I have been a bit busy as of late. I heard I am set to star in the new Nippon Ichi game, and have been trying to find out more about it. Something involving angels and wish making. Because of that, I have not had time for those duties you gave me.

[nolieking]

Nonsense. As always, I endorse your efforts to become a main character, but how can you expect to fight among angels when you haven't paid off your crimes?

No. You will star in your own game, Trainee Asagi, and I'll ensure you are the perfect main character for it!

[gimmegamedammit]

But what if that takes too long and they cut my role down in the game? This is one of the first times that my inclusion in a game was announced so early. Normally people just discover me after the game is announced.

I know your training will be great, but I can't miss this chance!

[notjustinthemirror]

[Bad place to stand, you're in prime baseball to the face territory. Except the Demon is out of baseballs so have a rubber dog toy sailing at your head. It was the only thing he could find that wouldn't shatter on impact with his baseball bat.]

[gimmegamedammit]

[And the toy hits her right in the face, causing her to go tumbling off the statue, and landing head first into the ground below. She lays there, her foot slightly twitching.]

[notjustinthemirror]

Huh. That was easy.

[He wanders over, poking her foot with the bat.]

Hey, you gonna make it?

[gimmegamedammit]

[Her leg twitched, and Asagi quickly fliped off the ground and onto her feet. Her face is pretty bloody.]

WHAT THE HELL MAN!?

[trolled_justice]

...

...

Are you feeling well?

[gimmegamedammit]

I am feeling just great! Why do you ask?

[trolled_justice]

I... see.

Does anything seem unusual to you? Perhaps you've eaten something odd recently?

[gimmegamedammit]

... why are people thinking that about me?

[likestokillthings]

Main character, huh?

[gimmegamedammit]

Yup. Main character in the best video game of all time.

[likestokillthings]

Is that your title?

[ms_gwendolen_chant]

[Gwendolen glances up at her in rather disineterest, before going back to her spell book]
Don't care.

[gimmegamedammit]

[Asgai falters slightly.]

W-what do you mean you don't care?

[ms_gwendolen_chant]

I just don't care.

[gotmyending]

[Just

staring]

Yeah? What makes you so special?

[gimmegamedammit]

What makes me so special? Well, first is my great fashion sense. Plus I have studied for a long time to become a great main character!

[gotmyending]

How do you even study for something like that?