Arrival of a very special character!

[gimmegamedammit]

[Action]

Ohohohohohohoho!!

[The voice echoed throughout the main hall of the academy. On top of the statue in the main hall stands someone people may recognize.]

Greetings! I am the great Asagi, the girl destined to become the greatest main character of all time!

[She then she stood there smiling and nodding, as if listening to the applause of people inside her head.]

Thank you, thank you. I am sure you are all honored to have someone as great and well known as me here.

Comments

[gimmegamedammit]

I'll prove it!

[Asagi leaps at Pamela and grabs at the space under her... and pulls out her status screen.]

[trolled_justice]

[Unfortunately, leaping at her looks like Asagi's about to attack her.]

[So... Pamela's going to bring the pommel of her sword down toward Asagi's head]

[gimmegamedammit]

[And Asagi is bopped on the head, and falls to the ground.]

Owowowowowow! Why'd you do that?!

[trolled_justice]

I-I thought you were going to attack me! I-

[And then she notices the status screen-]

What... how dare you insult me?!

[It didn't occur to her to question just how this person she barely met knew both her name, her rank, and the name of the group she lead. Or who Floogy is.]

[No, what popped out first was the fact that she was being called a fool]

[gimmegamedammit]

I-I didn't do anything! That's what your status screen is! It tends to make fun of us because the programmers like to do that stuff!

[trolled_justice]

'Programmers'? I have no idea what you speak of, but insulting me and trying to place blame on others only reveals your poor character!

[gimmegamedammit]

Why would I insult someone I don't know!? I didn't write whats on your status screen! I just pulled it out!

[trolled_justice]

I would not presume to understand minds such as yours...

[She does seem a little uncertain now, though... Asagi sure is panicking a lot for having insulted her to her face, after all]

[gimmegamedammit]

Why do you keep saying such mean things about my brain?

[trolled_justice]

...

[And now that she actually looks at the status screen-]

How do you know my name? Or of the Schwarzkreuz?

[gimmegamedammit]

I told you, I didn't know any of that! I just pulled out your already made status screen.

[trolled_justice]

But...

...

If you didn't make it, then who did?!

[gimmegamedammit]

The person that created this game we are in.

[trolled_justice]

What...

What is that even supposed to mean?!

[gimmegamedammit]

It means exactly what I said!

[trolled_justice]

Then... some twisted individuals have us trapped in some foul 'game' of theirs?!

Where are they?!

[gimmegamedammit]

You never see the programmers. The are out there, beyond our reach unless they put themselves in her.

[trolled_justice]

Nobody is unreachable!

[gimmegamedammit]

Well, I suppose it's possible. I was able to code the game once to my advantage... though it failed in the end.

[trolled_justice]

...

I am not sure what you just said, but I will find a way to locate these programmers no matter the cost!

[And with that, she... marches off]