A little Bird sings her Feelings to the world...

[former_endboss]

1)ACTION
[A girl with a long skirt and a bokken is threatening students and taking their lunch money. Bother her?]

2) Video:

So. What's a girl got to do for fun around here?

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[former_endboss]

*Today's lunch items: Mysterious Meatloaf, Mummy Burgers, and felafel for the vegetarians.

...Okay, so the options are a hamburger wrapped in bacon, meatloaf with 'Don't Ask' printed in large unfriendly letters, or a thing I have no context for. I guess you're buying the unknown balls.

[dependently_independent]

... They actually have a vegetarian option here? That's kind of scary for some reason...

[former_endboss]

Well, maybe it's for the mystical types who need to keep their chakras aligned. Or maybe some of those monsters are secretly herbiverous-is that a giant chicken?

[dependently_independent]

Don't talk to me about chickens that are in any status besides some form of cooked.

Just don't.

[former_endboss]

I'm telling you, there's some sort of bird back there in the kitchen, hiding behind the deep fryer.

...oh hey, you get pitas with that vegetarian option, cool.

[dependently_independent]

... I see.

I have a bad history with large fowl, let's put it that way.

[former_endboss]

Oh. Well I won't ask. Let's just get some of the side dishes and a desert and I'll be out of your hair.

[dependently_independent]

Sure, let's go with that.

*Megaera grabs a few items, and heads towards the register...*

[former_endboss]

*Register. Money. Didn't she have money of her own? Why did she give it up? She can't remember, this girl just asked and she-

Oh. Oh It Is ON.

Not here though. And not now. But the glare at that back could melt lead. In fact, one prinny standing on the other side of a narrow grate is caught in the interference pattern of the radiation when Megaera steps out of line and explodes from the sheer hate focused on him by the interference pattern.*

[dependently_independent]

*Megaera flinches reflexively at the explosion.*

Oh god what happened?!

[former_endboss]

One of the penguins blew up. They do that.

*Mir carefully places a little cake on Megaera's tray when she isn't looking at it and arms the bomb inside it.*

[dependently_independent]

Prinnies don't explode for no reason! Just for really stupid ones. Like being thrown.

*Wait, that cake wasn't there a minute ago...*

[former_endboss]

Well maybe it caught a random energy fluctuation like the kind that makes people spontaneously combust.

*It has a tiny sugar-bunny on top! The bunny is moving via clockwork towards the middle of the cake. Save vs cute to get rid of the bunny.*

[dependently_independent]

*Megaera substitutes a Spot check... And catches on quickly.*

Oh, this is for you.

*She loosely - and oddly casually - tosses the cake towards Mir.*

Mage hand!

*... It stops in midair and floats towards her. The bunny still moving.*

[former_endboss]

Nah, I hate rabbits, You keep it.

[dependently_independent]

*Nope. Not falling for THAT. The cake keeps floating towards Mir.*

I don't like 'em either.

[former_endboss]

Throw the little rat out then. Or put it back on the shelf.

[dependently_independent]

Oh? So you didn't place it on my tray?

*tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick*

[former_endboss]

Now why would I do that?

*Sense Motive?*

[dependently_independent]

Someone whose sheer level of rage just torched a Prinny?

[former_endboss]

Then maybe you should take what you've got coming to you so that more of them do not suffer needlessly.

[dependently_independent]

Oh, that.

I could say the same of you, going around beating up random people and taking their lunch money.

[former_endboss]

You're the only person I've even hit with this stupid stick! I don't have to touch anyone else to make them respect me-but you seem intent on upping the ante with your little trick.

[dependently_independent]

*Megaera lets the cake drop, where it will inevitably explode and char a few background innocents, and hugs Mir.*

If I were aiming for anything more than a little fun, you'd know it. Or more precisely, you wouldn't.

[former_endboss]

*Actually, that cake is mostly some sort of high-tech C-4 equivalent-it will do a lot more than char people comically. And if it hits a prinny serving food, there's going to be a chain reaction.

Mir, on the other hand, is simply going to with great care and firmness, remove those hands from her body.*

Hug me again, and I will show you just how wrong you are. I am not a teddy bear, and I won't stand for being treated like one.