I'm on a motorcycle, don't you EVER forget!

[hit_girl_mindy]

[It was nowhere near as impressive as a dragon, and despite having her money for some reason, she had still waited a very VERY long time to finally get her motorcycle. The shoe motorcycle had almost made her give up, thinking that those stupid birds were never going to get it right. Now, however, in the Netherworld there was a deafening roar in the air as a girl dressed in purple, helmet to match, drove by with her cape flapping in the wind. If you only knew her as Mindy, likely you would just glance at the stranger in awe (or whatever you were feeling). If, however, you knew that Mindy Macready doubled as Hit Girl, then you knew that the girl had finally gotten what was coming to her.

Be daring, and flag her down?]

Comments

[rose_liberated]

Hmmm, it's not the most pleasant of conveyances, is it? Rather loud and too fast for my tastes. If I wish to travel at great speed, I have other more personal means. But if it is what you want.

[hit_girl_mindy]

That's what I love about it. I could broom it too, but nowhere near as fun.

[rose_liberated]

Not my syle of fun, but I know someone who would appreciate it...

Swear to me that you will never allow the Dark Hero Axel to ride this. He will get around for a while.

[hit_girl_mindy]

So do I. I'm going to see her pretty soon.

Let someone else ride MY motorcycle? You see that happening?

[rose_liberated]

Well, I hope you drive safely and don't smash your head open on the way there.

He'd steal it. That's what 'dark hero' means, a demon's demon.

[hit_girl_mindy]

I've driven before. I'll be fine.

If he's prepared to be set on fire by a dragon, welcome him to try.

[rose_liberated]

Well, do be careful. We don't want to give the Nurse more work.

Well, he's been set on fire by Adell's fists, and I've frozen him and shot him full of bullets, but he seems fine. A dragon shouldn't be too much for him to handle, if he stops posing for the cameras.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Not looking for it.

I don't care if it stops him for good. If he tries to take what's mine, he'll pay the price. AS a movie I saw once said, you'd be surprised what you can live through.

[rose_liberated]

I'm not warning you against hurting him. I'm saying you probably won't be able to hurt him for very long.

[hit_girl_mindy]

I pretty much figured I couldn't, but that doesn't mean I'm letting him have my motorcycle. Only one person get to touch it with my permission.

Well, two, but its the Overlord so he's gonna do it whether I want him to or not.

[rose_liberated]

Hmph. I'll let you in on a little secret-99% of overlords have some glaring flaw of ego that can allow a wise and competent adviser to direct them wherever one pleases. Even I am not immune to honeyed words and gifts.

[hit_girl_mindy]

I figured tat, but I have a feeling I know who that adviser is, and its not me.

[rose_liberated]

Don't sell yourself short. After all, even Flonne can lead Laharl around, and Zetta isn't much smarter than him.

[hit_girl_mindy]

I'm sure, but I bet he listens more to the person fucking him, y'see.

[rose_liberated]

Ahh, must you put it so crudely?

[Blushing virgin demon is blushing.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

"Screwing?" "Making love to gently by the fire?"

No wait, scratch that. With those two there's no gently without explosions and fire...

[rose_liberated]

Yes, yes, you've made your point! I don't need to hear any more!

[hit_girl_mindy]

...Aren't you a demon? I figured you already heard about this kinda stuff.

[rose_liberated]

Demons are not the monolithic front of deviancy you seem to have imagined. Yes, I can say deviancy here with a straight face, I am not some people who are completely obsessed with this whole up is down and down is up thing. And there are certain things that I am simply...not comfortable with at all!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Christ, just when you think you're starting to understand things around here. So you never had sex at all then?

[rose_liberated]

It would be highly improper of a noblewoman like myself to ignore the political implications of such an act! I cannot simply dally with any who take my fancy, for the good of the state.

[She's putting up an obvious front of excuse to avoid saying Yes flat out.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

....That's a yes then, without all the flowery words.

[rose_liberated]

Forgive me for not having found the time for sexual conquests between my martial ones. I am only 19 years old,, and I can look forward to thousands more years of life. There is no great hurry.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Marital ones? You been married before?

So I'm younger than you, and yet...

[rose_liberated]

Martial! Not Marital! Pretaining to the gods of war, not pretaining to matrimony! I speak of my triumph over usurpers and traitors, not triumphs over bedsheets!