2013-02-20 20:08
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[Behold! The professor is wearing nothing but an icky lab coat and and green ooze all over his body.]
[Yes. Nothing else.]
Oh my yes I just had the most peculiar experience today. I woke up on the floor of my laboratory covered in this odd slime. [He licks his lips] My testing shows that it's very nutritious.
And when I woke up there I was entirely naked, not even my glasses! It was dreadful! I couldn't see a thing. And then I broke at least three bones when I tripped over a skeleton on my laboratory floor, seven if you count the skeleton's own bones! If I find the man responsible for putting that skeleton there, why, I'll show him what's for....!!!
But at least the skeleton seemed to have my glasses. Hmm, yes. [He twists the lenses of his glasses as if it were a camera's focus while peering at a human skeleton.]
Using the venerable science of phrenology we can determine a great many things about the man who this skull belonged to. Hmmm. Yes, male, well past his prime given the cranial fusion ... definitely a genius, as expressed by the excessive size of these lobes. [He gestures on the skull.]
Possibly a sociopath, with almost tripolar swings of crotchety misanthropy, jovial mirth and utter confusion... very interesting indeed.
[Yes. Nothing else.]
Oh my yes I just had the most peculiar experience today. I woke up on the floor of my laboratory covered in this odd slime. [He licks his lips] My testing shows that it's very nutritious.
And when I woke up there I was entirely naked, not even my glasses! It was dreadful! I couldn't see a thing. And then I broke at least three bones when I tripped over a skeleton on my laboratory floor, seven if you count the skeleton's own bones! If I find the man responsible for putting that skeleton there, why, I'll show him what's for....!!!
But at least the skeleton seemed to have my glasses. Hmm, yes. [He twists the lenses of his glasses as if it were a camera's focus while peering at a human skeleton.]
Using the venerable science of phrenology we can determine a great many things about the man who this skull belonged to. Hmmm. Yes, male, well past his prime given the cranial fusion ... definitely a genius, as expressed by the excessive size of these lobes. [He gestures on the skull.]
Possibly a sociopath, with almost tripolar swings of crotchety misanthropy, jovial mirth and utter confusion... very interesting indeed.
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