justicekicker: (ZHP Legend!)
[The video feed turns on to show... no one, except a lone window in the school---]

JUSTICE ENTRAAAAAANCE!


[Suddenly, a girl with a Prinny backpack crashes through what's left of the poor window. After landing, she poses for the camera, and an EXPLOSION* occurs in the background. A dynamic theme song starts to overpower the current BGM. Yes, she probably crashed through the window on purpose just to be stylish. A heroine always needs a dramatic entrance, after all!

Also, some may notice how flat her chest is. Like, really really flat. You could play a level on it or something. Doesn't it make you want to poke fun at it?]


A heroine successfully infiltrates a Netherworld during the midst of wide-scale villainy! Not to fear! For I, NISA THE HEROINE OF JUSTICE, have arrived!

[Nisa lets herself go at ease, and picks up the myPhone, a very concerned look on her face.]


Really, I must admit to being surprised what I had heard through my Justice Grapevine... To think that a widescale amount of demons and humans from various canons and mediums were being kidnapped and trapped in a school jamjar... IF THAT IS NOT TRUE VILLAINY, THEN I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS!

[She clenches her fist tightly, non-verbally showing her raw determination.]

But worry not, citizens! I have intentionally come here with a mission: To save you all! I shall see to it that I maintain peace in the Netherworld, and at the same time heroically carve a path leaving this realm!

[Pose!]

PREPARE YOURSELF, EVIL! JUSTICE AWAITS!


[MORE EXPLOSIONS*]

*(Note: This isn't actually happening.)