Experiment the 3rd - RUN AWAY~

[maocontent]

 [There's a video. Who knows what you're doing, but when it's open, you'll see Mao nearly taking up the whole screen. 

He's looking furtively, left and right, as he hissed.]

Is she gone yet?!

[Mao has recently scored a date with Evangeline--who is *not* in fact a certain vampire McDowell, but a stalker with frightening resemblance to himself--best described as "Mao, but Rule 63'd". She disturbs him in so many ways--she's so *like* him most of the time, and yet there are so many tells that are *off*, too. Her evil laugh sounds more like SYUSYUSYUSYUSYUS. And she's so terribly *stealthy*!]

I'm not dating this mad woman!

[It appears that Mao is hiding under a table of some sort. Do you know where this is? Bother him? Alert (Mao)vangeline for the lulz? Help him?]