Arrival of a very special character!

[gimmegamedammit]

[Action]

Ohohohohohohoho!!

[The voice echoed throughout the main hall of the academy. On top of the statue in the main hall stands someone people may recognize.]

Greetings! I am the great Asagi, the girl destined to become the greatest main character of all time!

[She then she stood there smiling and nodding, as if listening to the applause of people inside her head.]

Thank you, thank you. I am sure you are all honored to have someone as great and well known as me here.

Comments

[trolled_justice]

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Are you feeling well?

[gimmegamedammit]

I am feeling just great! Why do you ask?

[trolled_justice]

I... see.

Does anything seem unusual to you? Perhaps you've eaten something odd recently?

[gimmegamedammit]

... why are people thinking that about me?

[trolled_justice]

Would that not tell you that, perhaps, there is a point to all this concern you are receiving? Perhaps you should see the nurse.

[gimmegamedammit]

But this is how I act all the time... or almost all of it.

[trolled_justice]

... are you certain of that?

[gimmegamedammit]

Very certain. As long as the programmers didn't mess with my code again.

[trolled_justice]

So you are some sort of automaton or homunculus, then?

[gimmegamedammit]

What? No. I'm a video game character, just like everyone here is.

[trolled_justice]

... a...

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What?

[gimmegamedammit]

Oh... you must be from a game that doesn't have 4th wall breaking. Sorry about that.

[trolled_justice]

... [if she wasn't sure of Asagi's mental illness, she'd protest]

You really should go see the nurse.

[gimmegamedammit]

I'm not crazy!!

[trolled_justice]

It is not uncommon for those with mental illnesses to not realize what they are afflicted with.

[gimmegamedammit]

I'll prove it to you!

[Asagi reaches below her, and pulls up a status screen from no where. Her level is quite high, and she has some legendary items equipped, including something called Makai Wars.]

[trolled_justice]

...

So... you are adept at illusions, then.

[gimmegamedammit]

This isn't an illusion!

[To show, she hits her hand against the status window.]

[trolled_justice]

You carry that around with you, then?

[gimmegamedammit]

No! Well, I suppose one does always carry their status screen, but not physically. It just stays in the empty space until it is needed.

[trolled_justice]

I... I will take your word for it.

[She clearly doesn't believe you Asagi]

Still, I believe you should check in with the nurse.

[gimmegamedammit]

I am perfectly fine. Besides, the nurse only treats HP and MP loss. Anything else they don't care about.

[trolled_justice]

I have no idea what you mean by "HP" or "MP" loss, but I assure you, the nurse handles more than those two things.

[The nurse cured her being a vampire's slave, after all...]

[gimmegamedammit]

Ah, they also cure status aliments as well.

[trolled_justice]

... yes, and you are certainly suffering from an ailment.