2012-10-13

evil_administration: (Plenair)
We got a tip today from an anonymous source... but we know it was Associate Dean Courtemanche as she sends us a message every year so that the school won't have to pay for airtime to make its opening announcement. It's 10:00 AM, PST, give or take a few minutes, and Netherworld Academy is opening it's gates for the next term.

Now I will send you to Same who is on location at Netherworld Academy.

It's true Usagi, the students are already being lined up by the Prinnies and being escorted to campus. Some students have even had to be kidnapped by pirates and brought to the campus by force. They are being flown to the dormitory building as we speak.

That's a shame Same. We all know the government spends good money on those students, to think they would try to default on their debt and not go to school.

Yes, failing to default and being sent to school anyway is quite shameful. Oh this just in! It appears the rumors that non-demons will be admitted this year were true!

Really Same? That's quite a surprise. I thought the teachers were against that because they were afraid non-demons would be more likely to go to class?

According to my sources, the Dean overruled them because of the revenue it would bring.

Ah, so can you see any of them right now?


While I cannot get a clear view of the line do to the sheer number of prinnies it is requiring to keep them in line, there are definitely some outfits that I have never seen in our netherworld before.

Since we won't take the time to investigate further, that confirms it right there. There is no doubt the people wearing atypical clothing are from a different dimension.

In other news, the Overlord, Archwing Balefire, accidentally set his villa on fire again. I'll send you over to Plenair with the details.

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netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Sarcasm & Sass, and Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care. (Senator Trap)
[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
evil_administration: (Prinny Panic!)
[The dormatory room arrangements have been posted, and they're up on the wall in the dorm's main hall.]

[Prinnies are all around the creaky halls struggling to move people's belongings into their rooms! Hopefully they didn't damage anything or send them to the wrong place]

[So get to that prinny who's handing out room keys and figure out who you're stick with, or go meet your neighbors!]
good_news_everyone: (Yes yes that makes sense)
Good news, everyone! As it so turns out, we have our first "delivery!"

It should be an ordinary enough affair for this sort of business. Senator Greenwar needs some, ahem, goods from the local market or some such.

By force, if necessary.

So I'll be needing an expendable a crack team to fulfill this task for me. Planet Express delivery service is hiring!

Ruffnut! Androgynous pale kid! The job is yours if you still want it! Ideally we'll need a space ship captain and a robot to fill things out, but for now we may have to just make do.

[Starts building a robot]
abravelikehero: (determined)
Um, hey....

[Was this how he was suppose to talk to everyone?

I have a question and I was wondering if someone could answer it.

[Because he was feeling pretty lost.]

If this is my post game content? Because I was picturing it a little differently.

[So different, incredibly different! This was just unjust! It was like he had fallen into the bad end instead!]

This is more like a bad end, or a joke end. This is a joke ending right? Or is this a lame explanation to make me a DLC character in an earlier game?

[Like he was ever going to be a DLC character again, face Almaz you weren't popular.]

Actually, forget that. This feels way too much like the writers are just board people playing with our lives rather than professional designers.

[What a depressing thought.]

We really are doomed aren't we?

Ah! But I shouldn't say that! As a hero it is my duty to keep a positive light and do what I can for everyone else.

[He clears his throat as best he can and tries to strike the most heroic pose he can think of, it's not that impressive.]

I, Almaz von Almandine Adamant swear to all those cheated into coming here that I will not stop until you have found proper justice! As a hero I will defend the weak and no matter what I will help anyone in need!
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prinnyconquistador: (It's Cool)
1) //NETWORK LIVE BROADCAST!!//

It's time for Etna's Q&A Corner!

We are the official sponsors of the soon to be Prinny Volleyball league started by Senator Machismo! We will also be the official and only channel running it, so stay tuned for details!

For now I'm taking time out of my busy schedule to answer all of your letters!

As a bonus new feature, do to the fact that the majority of your letters are from this Netherworld, I will accept some of you as special guests! You can get the response to your letter in person~

((You can post your letters here with a 1 in the subject line to get Etna's responses to them! Put 1SG if you want to be on the show as a special guest and get your responses in person! Don't worry about time, there is time for one and all! After all, this Network channel is all Etna all the time! As a bonus, anyone who doesn't show up to hear about their letter leaves themselves wide open for an actual special guest to discuss it with Etna!))

2) //NETWORK LIVE BROADCAST?//

[There is a prinny holding a sign which says. "Master Etna is busy and cannot be here to entertain you right now. Broadcasting time is available for advertisements and shows. Just contact Master Etna if you are interested." The Prinny is usually sleeping, but every so often Etna stops by, kicks it to wake it up and then leaves again!]

((Post 2 in the subject line if you are interested in advertisements, having your own show or just if you want to find and contact the poor prinny!))
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