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Status report

So...I've lost track of time.

I'm on Barf and Belch looking for the other contestants...an I the only one left? Because that would suck. I've still got some fight in me feels like I've been competing for months now

What about the rest of you losers not competing? What have you been doing? Where are you? Did we get any new students?

...I've been out of the loop...obviously.
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Taking volunteers![Video]

I am looking for any volunteers to help myself and My Lady prepare for the celebration of the winner of this tournament. Does anyone want to help with cooking, entertaintment, or setting up?
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All My friends have gone home

So. Since the student council is now...well, significantly depopulated and demoralized. I have decided to remind you all that there is a bill you can pass to get on it.

I would appreciate not having to handle the entire workload.
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7th Drink || Video

[The Demon is splayed out on a couch, looking comfy, and watching the tournament with mild interest.]

So the demon hunter in the armor is a demon herself? This is almost worth watching.
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Survival Round!

Good morning viewers. We apologize for the early coverage, or interrupting your infomercials but due to the nature of this next round, we need to start bright and early.

Last night, we drugged all the contestants remaining, and dragged their sleeping bodies into the jungle. They should be starting to awake now, noticing the piece of paper we taped to their faces.

It details that this next round is an elimination round! 5 lovely ladies enter(and about 15 sexy rabbits), but only 2 will leave! My money is on the rabbits!

All their items have been taken away, including any magical clothes, which includes our knight's armor. However, we haven't taken away their innate powers, and anything they can summon. They can also choose not to fight and just run and hide till others are defeated or eaten by monsters! We just didn't spell that out in the note.

Ah, looks like the first one is waking up, let's cut to camera 493 to see how she reacts!

[OOC: In this event you must survive till only 2 remain. You will have to deal with monsters, killer plants, the elements, and each other! Good luck!]
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Video

Hey.

So during this tournament thing I got to try sushi for the first time. Mind blowing.

Which got me wondering about what other foods I've never had before. So...I want some.

So tell me about your favorite foods, what they are, what they're made of, anything I should know before I ask Mindy to recreate them and so on.

For the record before I left home my favorite food was eel jerky, lamb stew and honey soaked blueberries for dessert. If you need me to explain those things to you...well too bad, I never learned how to cook.
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Video/Action

[Video]

Has anyone seen Hime-sama? SHe just up and vanished. I have my bunnies out looking for her, but I am starting to get worried.

[Action]

[Bunnies can be found all over the Netherworld, calling out for Kaguya, and trying to find her under rocks and in trees.]
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video

... So it seems we lost quite a few people... Doomkitty included.

... I was never able to get my revenge on her...
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To send to you to an eternal dream[Action]

[Mir has been hanging out around the Casinos, and has worked her way up relentlessly into the ranks of the high-rollers, the big whales-one of whom is a literal whale. But all the big bets right now are on the tournament-so she's going to covertly approach contestants to make a polite suggestion.]

So, who do you think is going to win?

(no subject)

Hrm.

It seems some of you are only doing okay in the course of this tournament. I must admit, I've only seen a few people being truly entertaining or impressive with their solutions to the challenges presented.

So let's spice things up a little bit. I've had a case of magically-enhanced caffeine drinks hidden somewhere on the island. You may ask me, in a private thread, ten questions, one at a time, which I will answer honestly, though possibly cryptically, about their location. Questions that are irrelevant may result in the use of ancient curses, so don't try anything stupid.

The magic in these drinks is enough that you'll be able to enter a kind of "zone" where time will seem to slow, giving you better reaction to any situation presented you. Maybe that will help some of you be more impressive.

Oh, and don't drink more than two a day. Your heart might explode.
mooned_hime: (Eating pocky in a dignified manner.)

Scrap(!?) Iron Chef

[And now, for the next event in the competition]

[Kaguya seems to be heading this one-]


Your attention, everybody! It is time for the next round, the cooking competition!

First of all, everybody will be paired up.

Team One: Doomkitty and Asagi.

Team Three: Mindy and Ruffnut.

Team Two: Nelia and Setsuna.

Team Four: Tewi and Mao.

As well, four fishing tanks have been provided. The fish must be used somehow in your appetizer as well as the main course! If you can successfully implement fish in your dessert, bonus points will be awarded. Fishing poles have been provided, but more entertaining methods of catching the fish is encouraged! You will lose points if you resort to breaking the fishing tanks, however.

A small, full stocked pantry is also provided for each team. Beware of monsters and traps, however!

[Note that there's more sea-life than just 'fish' if you want to catch something else in the tanks.]

You will have one hour (of ingame time) to complete your dishes.

Begin!

[feel free to attempt sabotage as well]
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[Action] After the Temple...

[Someone broke her arm during events at the temple-and rather than clean herself up and set the bones in the comfort of a shack or in the dubious safety of the women's public restroom, Nelia has made camp by a mountain stream in the jungle to peel out of her armor, treat her wounds, and wash off the blood and slime from her body.

And she's doing it in privacy for the same reason why she hasn't taken her helmet off in days-if you're very quiet while sneaking up on her, you might make out her pointy-eared, cute little fangs secret.]


Merde. I shouldn't have left this for so long...
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6th Drink || Video

Just wondering if anyone recorded the 'good parts' of the tournament that I can watch for shits and giggles.

You know, people being torn apart, tripping and falling on their faces, running around while on fire for no apparent reason, the good parts.
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The Last Mariachi

There was no fanfare, no one to greet her, and she was fine with that. Mindy had, after all, no one to blame, to kill, for her sudden departure from the Netherworld, only that she spent roughly a month in some stranger's body, at the whims of some psycho mother who terrorized her because she was some God fearing psycho. Needless to say, if there were any more proof that she did not need a mother to function there it was. Memories of her real father, of her real life had only come at night, until finally she had the night where she dreamed everyone died by her hands, in some weird telekinetic explosion.

But apparently some dreams were more vivid than others because she was covered with blood, looking more than a little forbidding, although his lessened the moment she spotted her motorcycle. Good. No one had fucked with it while she was gone. She had an idea that time had not passed as badly as she might think: if no one was around, that tournament thing was probably still going on.

At least the Overlord hadn't leveled the place, or Ruffnut...

Ruffnut. She was already breaking into a run. If she had to see anyone, obviously it was her.
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(no subject)

And we're back to the tournament, and the first official event! Sadly, while this isn't an elimination round, it does promise to be entertaining. Over to you Same!



Usagi, I'm here in the Jungle with esteemed Netherworld Academy professor of Adventure and Archeology Schwartzoid Kampff.



Humph. If I am so esteemed, why hasn't the Academy sent me a pay check in three years? Or any graduate students? I can't explore this ancient temple on my own!



Well that's where our contestants come in Professor! Come on, tell them about this place.



I doubt they will listen. Do any of them know that these artifacts belong in a proper museum? Well, until recently I had safely contained the Forbidden Idol of the Silver Monkey-until these idiots broke it and threw all the pieces back into the shrine, re-activating it's stupefying curse. To make matters worse, they have released a tribe of tiny reptilian monsters and heavily armed them with guns, spears and bows, allowing them to repair and restore all the traps I had disarmed. The Temple has four entrances-one on each side, each one suited for a different mindset. The main entrance, for the suicidal who enjoy assaulting heavily defended positions, is here on the east side, the west side has a small hole that an agile person can slip through. On the north there is a bricked-over door that must be battered down to reveal the monster-infested guts of the temple, and the south side, I must say, is my favorite with many devious and difficult puzzles.



This all sounds incredibly dangerous! Each judge can award up to five points for skill and speed in dealing with the temple, it's traps and it's denizens. And while they will remain safe with us here aboard the Sky-Yacht Greedy Bastard Tour they will have a close-up view of the action through the tiny cameras we've attached to all the contestants, monsters, and all the best angles inside the temple.

[OOC: Everyone gets their own private thread as they explore the temple, seek the idol, and try to beat the other's times to get back out! After every round, the temple will be reset, so feel free to blow up as much of it as you like, though the Professor will make anyone who is too careless about destroying artifacts sift dirt for her for a week. All traps and walls will be restored exactly as they were-so feel free to go in any order, without a care for who came or went before you. Just do your best, have fun, and remember: The bottom of the monkey goes on the pedestal first, then the middle section, and THEN the head.*

*You actually have to bring the idol out of the temple, not just put it on the pedestal.]
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Cleaning Crew [Action and Video]

Hello everyone! I hope all of you are doing well, especially those of you fighting in the tournament. It's good to see you all getting out and getting your exercise, Just don't hurt each-other too much or I'll have to teach you a lesson on playing fair.

Since I didn't join the tournament, I decided to spend my time helping out this shoddy little netherworld by cleaning it up so that you'll all have a healthy living environment to return to when you get home.

[She turns the camera to show an already beautifully clean hallway, a prinny with muddy feet runs down the hall, and is chased by Beryl for a moment before she returns to the camera]

See, isn't that totally badass? I'll also be cleaning your rooms if I deem them unfit for someone to live in, and discarding any illegal or improper materials you may have laying around! I wouldn't want you to survive the tournament and come back only to die in some horrible dirty clothes land slide!

[Beryl is cleaning the netherworld as well as your rooms if she can get into them. Unless you want your room cleaned and all of your dirty magazines thrown out, you'd better try and contest her. She's pretty reasonable.... Not really]
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Battle for the rooms: A special Report by Same

Same here, reporting live from the entrance to the islands hotel. After a dreadful musical appearance by an unnamed individual that lead to our ships destruction, I am happy to report that most of the contestants survived. The only casualties were about 200 rabbits, which were eaten by the sea serpents. When questioned about this, all they had to say was, "They were tasty," and that I should have tried some. I also have received reports that a dimentional rift has taken a few of our contestants from this world. More on that as it develops.

Now the contestants find themselves on the island were the grand tournament will be taking place, and the first challenge is already about to begin. Here with more information on that is our very own Usagi.



Thanks Same. First, I would like to give my condolences to the relatives of those poor rabbits lost. My room is always open if you need some comforting.

Anyway, it seems that the resort here on the island only has enough room for half the people here. Therefore, it has been decided that a battle royale will decide who sleeps in the beautiful 4 star hotel, and who will sleep in these run down shacks next door.



The rules are simple, fight each other till only half of you are left. Feel free to use whatever skills you want.

Student council members and members of the press get to stay in our own Penthouses. And don't even think about trying to take them from us. Back to you Same.



Thanks Usagi, but we didn't need to hear you trying to pick up rabbits that are depressed at the loss of their friends. And now we go to Plenair, who will give us a detailed commentary on the fights about to happen!



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Healing 05. Healer's Outpost [ACTION]

 Since time immaterial, healers come across strong things. It's fortunate that unlike Ako, she doesn't get repulsed by blood. A healer sees many gruesome things, not in the least that includes several cute and horribly gored bunny rabbits. Poor things.

Well they're out of the competition now, and she has to work to make sure they *survive*.

But this is only the beginning. Surely there will be others who need her help throughout this competition, right? That's why she signed up for it!

Though what happens when Secchan comes for a visit?

[[Note: this post will be active throughout the arc. Have fun.]]
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5th Experiment: Cheating is a Demon's Way! [Backdated]

 [It's the eve before the journey on the ship. Mao hitched a ride to scope out monster island, via his servant angel, sneaking about in secret. Well, quasi-secret, considering that the feed was on.]

Mwahahaha~

"But sir, are you sure you want to put a trap there?"

OF COURSE I DO! I know it's blatant and obvious, but according to my eeeeevil science, by this time they will be paranoid, and they'll never see my super secret hidden trap of doom beyond here. Besides, twine should be perfect for tripping up all those people with their "speed advantage". I can taunt better than blue hedgehogs anyway! Now I'll never hear "You're too slow!" from anyone ever again~

"*Sigh* Well, if you insist..."

[Frankly, what someone might see is a few places of twine, very obvious pitfalls, and little *shines* that might note something more elaborate is there.

Please feel free to remind Mao that his plan is now foiled. Or is it?!]

(no subject)

It's time for the 8 O'Clock news, Live from Monster Island! We're here at the Tournament studio to oversee the arrival of the competitors, and Plenair, Same and my twin brother, Usagi, are all on the boat with the arriving competitors, which I am told was donated by Senator Sparklesucker. He apparently told us to 'Get rid of it with style' and we plan to do just that. But first, Same, how are the contestants holding up?



We've got a lot of angry ladies here Usagi, since it turns out that the 'speed advantage' that was offered to all the contestants has resulted in about half of them being locked into roller skates, and we haven't even hit the beach yet! Still, there's plenty of refreshment and they seem to be enoying a leasurely cruise through the waters surrounding Monster island.



I wouldn't be so hasty to declare us sailing fancy-free and without a care Usagi. We've got to pass through the waters around Monster Island, which are permanently under a Geo Effect to stop unwanted intruders. And there are sea serpents in the water here! Now, I'm not 100% sure, but my dad always told me that they eat sharks!



The rest of us breathe a deep sigh of relief-



Oh, they eat everything else too.



....

[OOC: Mix and mingle for now, in 24 hours, the tournament begins with a bang!

ETA: Plenair scuttled the boat and it is now sinking fast!]